ookal vir vierpotige siele is.
Nee. Hellno. Foknee.
Nee, regitg?
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26 Woensdag Apr 2017
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inookal vir vierpotige siele is.
Nee. Hellno. Foknee.
Nee, regitg?
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21 Vrydag Apr 2017
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A woman lands a dream job at a powerful tech company called the Circle, only to uncover a nefarious agenda that will affect the lives of her friends, family and that of humanity.
Menz luuuuuurves Tom Hanks.
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18 Dinsdag Apr 2017
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in… doen dit ten minste net ordentlik …
Probeer dan net met jou enkelsyfer-IK die spellchecker gebruik wat op elke rekenaar beskikbaar is.
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14 Vrydag Apr 2017
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12 Woensdag Apr 2017
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… ‘n kruiwa gestoot? Menz praat nou nie van die wye bek kruiwaens waarin jy jou dooie blare en gesnyde gras gooi en stoot tot waar jy daarvan ontslae raak nie.
Menz praat van ‘n boukruiwa.
Blykbaar is dit ‘n vreeslik ongewone gesig om ‘n vrou ‘n kruiwa te sien stoot in ‘n gewone banale middelklasbuurt. Die getjierie-tjierie-tjierie van die kruiwa se wiel het ook nie veel gehelp om menz incognito die bourommel te laat afgooi nie. ‘Skuus, dit was meer van ‘n TJIERIE-TJIERIE-SQUEEK-TJIERIE geluid. Die bouimplemente is duidelik nie in algemene gebruik in hierdie huishouding nie.
Desnieteendstaande en overgesetsynde (soos oom Oubaas altyd sê), was daar amper drie botsings tussen voertuie, twee gevalle van amperse berading en ‘n onbevestigde UFO sighting in menzsestraat verlede Vrydag-middag.
En ‘n menz wat amper nie kon bed toe kruip daardie aand nie. Menzsehande en rug is mos niks anders gewoond as 10 ure agter ‘n rekenaar sit, jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, dodging deadlines, sidestepping responsibility en messteek in ander se ruê nie.
Ewenwel, menz en die kruiwa EN die gemeenskap het daardie insident oorleef. Miskien met blywende skade aan almal se brose psige, maar ons leef nog.
So, as jy dalk in ‘n gewone banale middelklas buurt ry en jy sien ‘n vrou wat ‘n tjierie-tjierie-TJIERIE!!! kruiwa stoot, moenie links of regs kyk nie. Kyk net voor jou en versnel. Kyk wel as jy bereid is om dit op eie risiko te doen. En geld het vir die berader na die tyd.
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10 Maandag Apr 2017
Lees hier.
6 Spiritual Truths That Scientists Are Finally Starting To Understand
1. We are spiritual beings on a human journey. – ”We are not human beings having a spiritual experience. We are spiritual beings having a human experience” – Pierre Teilhard de Chardin
We may inhabit a physical body, but that is not all we truly are. We are consciousness energy. An energetic consciousness made manifest in physical form. Anyone that has studied OBE’s or Astral Projection knows full well that life is not what it seems.
There is so much more that is buried beneath the level of our consciousness that we struggle to explain because we don’t have a full scientific understanding of it yet, nor do we have an easy way to access it at will. (Intuition, deja vu, ESP, etc) But, that doesn’t mean those things aren’t real. Like any skill or physical ability, you just have to do some research and put what you’ve learned into practice to develop them.
2. Our souls never die– we just change our focus. “Energy cannot be created or destroyed, it can only be changed from one form to another.” – Albert EinsteinThanks to Quantum theory, Scientists are slowly catching up to the idea that we cannot truly die. Energy cannot be created and it cannot be destroyed. It can only change from one form to another.
Death (excluding spectacular deaths) isn’t instantaneous. In fact, even in medical science it’s become more and more difficult to define when people are dead. People ‘come back from the dead’ all the time.
There are even people who come back from the dead with knowledge, new languages and memories that they never had before the experience.
3. Everything is energy vibrating at a certain frequency. “If you want to find the secrets of the universe, think in terms of energy, frequency and vibration.” – Nikola Tesla
95% of the universe’s mass, Dark Matter, is currently invisible to our senses and internal instruments. These are vibrational frequencies, just like everything else that you are capable of perceiving with your senses.
You are capable of translating these frequencies to an understandable form as well. The first step is to know and accept that all mass is nothing but a vibration; nuclei with electrons orbiting around them at a rate of speed creating centripetal force. There is no such thing as solid matter. It’s just that some matter has a stronger centripetal force than others.
4. Our thoughts create our reality. – “A man is but the product of his thoughts – what he thinks, he becomes.” – Mahatma Gandhi
This basically boils down to The Law of Attraction. Thought power is the key to creating your reality. Everything you perceive in the physical world has its origin in the invisible, inner world of your thoughts and beliefs.
To become the master of your destiny, you must learn how to control the nature of your dominant, habitual thoughts – such as controlling your worries and negativity. Worrying is simply wasting time and energy manifesting things you don’t want. By controlling your thoughts, you will be able to attract the things in life you actually want.
5. Time is an illusion. ”Time is an illusion” – Albert Einstein
Einstein’s belief in an undivided solid reality was clear to him, so much so that he completely rejected the separation we experience as the moment of now. He believed there is no true division between past and future, there is rather a single existence.
His most descriptive testimony to this faith came when his lifelong friend Besso died. Einstein wrote a letter to Besso’s family, saying that although Besso had preceded him in death it was of no consequence, “…for us physicists believe the separation between past, present, and future is only an illusion, albeit a convincing one.”
6. Ascension does not involve going anywhere.
Ascension is not about leaving the planet, getting rescued by off-world ETs or flying up into heaven. It is not about watching The Shift unfold online, or waiting for the external world to provide evidence of inner change.
Ascension is a conscious choice to engage in evolution. Ascension is a state of being. A focus of awareness and consciousness into a higher vibrational frequency. It is what we were created for! To “go forth and experience”, and return the experiences back to Source in an infinite loop of co-creation and mastery.
Dit maak sin.
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07 Vrydag Apr 2017
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Menz is ‘n ongelooflike maklike emosionele teiken … maar nie in die sin wat adverteerders dit bedoel nie. Menz val nogal vir skerp en snaakse advertensies, veral die met ‘n catchy jingle. Soos die pizzaplek met die “eat sommore” jingle.
Maar dit maak menz nie uit die huis uit hol om te gaan koop nie, die maatskappy se bemarkingsmaatskappy (wie hulle ookal is) se score klim dan met ‘n paar punte.
Maar advertensies wat op jou gevoelens probeer speel om jou te maak koop of ondersteun, laat menz soos ‘n steeks donkie vassteek en draaie om so ‘n groep se winkels loop. Wat seksisties is, of ou mense/kinders/diere gebruik om op daardie laaste trillende hartsnaar te wil tokkel om jou van jou geldjies te verlos? Foknee. Aikona. Nie hierdie koekie nie. Maar dink jy nou menz kan op hierdie oomblik aan enige van hierdie advertensies dink om as voorbeeld te gebruik? Fokweet. Nee. Menz sal kom update sodra menz onthou.
En so word catchphrases of teikenwoorde wat gebruik word in advertensies ook deel van alledaagse gesprekke: “tougherer” ala Toyota. Maar net die gebruik van die woord, nie die verbintenis met die produk nie.
Punt is: menz koop makliker minder as gevolg van advertensies, as meer.
Sela.
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