Die wêreld is siek en nou praat ek nie eers oor die Margharet-sage nie.
Menz dog menz het alles gesien …. die blote gedagte laat menz sommer vanmore se brekvis verloor.
Poerdez
31 Woensdag Aug 2016
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inDie wêreld is siek en nou praat ek nie eers oor die Margharet-sage nie.
Menz dog menz het alles gesien …. die blote gedagte laat menz sommer vanmore se brekvis verloor.
Poerdez
30 Dinsdag Aug 2016
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inEk het AL die Jack Reacher boeke van Lee Child gelees of geluister. ALMAL.
Jack Reacher het op my gegroei as ‘n decent man, die een wat jy aan jou kant van die geveg wil hê. Sy leuse is: Plan for the worst, hope for the best.
In my gedagtes het Reacher so gelyk:
Nie so nie:
Kyk die lokprent van die nuwe Jack Reacher: Never go back fliek hier.
*sug*
Poerdez
29 Maandag Aug 2016
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inOm lekker dinge te doen? Menz gaan sommer hierdie week al hiermee begin.
After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Walmart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women – she loves to browse.
Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Walmart
Dear Mrs. Woolf,
Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. Woolf, are listed below and are “documented by our video surveillance cameras”:
1. June 15: He took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people’s carts when they weren’t looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-
minute intervals.
3. July 7: He made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the
women’s restroom.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official
voice, ‘Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away’. This caused the
employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted in management getting involved causing management to lose time and costing the company money.
5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to reserve a bag of
chips.
6. August 14: Moved a ‘CAUTION – WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.
7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the
children shoppers they could come in if they would bring pillows and
blankets from the bedding department – to which twenty children
obliged.
8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began
crying and screamed, ‘Why can’t you people just leave me alone?’
Emergency Medics were called.
9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.
10. September 10: While handling guns in the Sports department, he
asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.
11. October 3: Darted around the Store suspiciously while loudly
humming the ‘ Mission Impossible’ theme.
12. October 6: In the auto department, he practiced his ‘Madonna look’ by using different sizes of funnels.
13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed
through, yelled ‘PICK ME! PICK ME!’
14. October 22: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed the fetal position and screamed ‘OH NO! IT’S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!
15. Took a box of condoms to the checkout clerk and asked where the fitting room was.
And last, but not least:
16. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited
awhile, and then yelled very loudly, ‘Hey! There’s no toilet paper in
here.’ One of the Staff passed out.
Poerdez
26 Vrydag Aug 2016
Posted Poerdez
inMenz huil nie maklik nie. Menz huil eintlik glad nie, maar partykeer loop menz se hart se pyn by menz se oë uit.
Poerdez
26 Vrydag Aug 2016
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inDink jy nie so nie? Menz weet menz is nog besig om te leer en te groei, maar menz dink dis NOU die regte tyd.
Jy weet mos die saak staan so: menz moet eet. En boek lees. En reis. En menz se werk meng hiermee in. Om te kan eet en boek te lees en reis het mens geld nodig. En om geld te kry, moet menz werk. *blegh*
Ook is menz ‘n gewer, ‘n helper, ‘n probleemoplosser en ‘n empath. Menz voel ander mense en diere se pyn en wil hulle help. Ook hiervoor het mens geld nodig.
Menz hou van eet en lees en reis. Maar menz hou nog meer van menzseMan. Menz wil menzseMan ook laat lees en reis en sy werk meng ook hiermee in.
Die enigste manier waarop menz menzsehande op baie geld kan lê, is met die Lotto. Daar is niemand naby wie menz wil hê kan maar doodgaan sodat menz kan erf nie. Daar is ook nie R35 miljoen rand in daardie erfporsie nie.
Nou, menz het nou so gedink: as menz dan nou vannaand se Powerball Lotto jackpot van R35 miljoen rand sou kon wen (met 1 gelukkige wenner (menz) en nie 10 ander nie), dan sou menz so baie kon doen.
Synde dat menz eers menzself moet help voordat menz ander mense kan help, sal menz dan nou nie meer vir ‘n baas werk nie sodat menz kan lees. En reis. En menz sou die finansiële vryheid kon hê om vir menzseMansebaas te kon sê dat hy nou maar sy mind games op iemand anders kan gaan uithaal. Sodat menzseMan saam met menz kan lees. En reis. En skep met sy hande wat hy so graag wil doen maar nie die tyd of die geld het nie. (Werk meng al weer in, sien!)
En menz sal vir die weduwees en die wesies in die skut sorg, menz belowe. Menz wil, maar menz kan ook net soveel. En mense help om hulleself te help, die wat wil hulp hê. Ag, en die ou kindertjies ….
Menz het gespeel en gequickpick. Menz is in it to win it.
Charlie, nou is die tyd. Ag toe man?
Poerdez
25 Donderdag Aug 2016
Hoe meer menz lees, hoe groter word die heelal. Hoe meer plek is daar vir nuwe idees. Hoe meer wil menz weet. Hoe meer besef menz dat jy jou eie realiteit en truth skep.
In gister se post het menz gesê menz is die produk van gister. Ja, gister het menz gebring tot hier. Maar nou is menz soos menz nou is, en nie meer soos gister nie. Menz het nou die kans om ander besluite te neem, om ander afdraaie te vat. Om ‘n ander menz te wees. Met dieselfde siel. Nog steeds menz.
“You are not—first and foremost I want to tell you that you are not—your past. You are not your yesterdays.
You are not what you did yesterday, what you said yesterday, what you thought yesterday.
A lot of people are going to want you to think that you are your yesterdays. In fact, some
others are going to insist that you be. They will do this because they have a big investment in your continuing to show up that way. For one thing, they can then be “right” about you. For another~. they can then “depend” on you.
When other people see you as “bad,” they don’t want you to change, because they want to
continue being “right” about you. This allows them to justify how they are treating you.
When other people see you as “good,” they don’t want you to change, because they want to continue being able to “depend” on you. This allows them to justify how they expect you to treat them.
What you are invited to do is live in the moment. Create your Self anew in the present
moment. This allows you to separate your Self from your former ideas about you—a remarkable percentage of which are foundationed in other people’s ideas about you.
How can I forget my past? Other people’s ideas about me are based, in part at least, on their experience of me—on my behaviors—in the past. What do I do, just forget that I did those things? Pretend they don’t matter?
Neither. Do not seek to forget your past, seek to change your future.
The worst thing you could do is forget your past. Forget your past and you forget all that it
has to show you, all that it gave you as its gift. Neither pretend that it doesn’t matter. Rather, acknowledge that it does matter—and that, precisely because it does, you have decided not to repeat certain behaviors ever again.
Yet, once you have made that decision, let go of your past. Letting go of it does not mean
forgetting it. It means stopping the holding on, ending the clinging to your past as if you are going to drown without it. You are drowning because of it.”
*Conversations with God – Friendship with God – Neale Donald Walsch
Poerdez
24 Woensdag Aug 2016
Nie tot in die afgrond in nie, maar naby.
Hoekom bederf ons die mense wat ons lief het? Hoekom doen ons dinge vir hulle? Hoekom probeer ons hulle lewens maklik(er) maak?
Korrelkop Kahuna se Die ekstra kind laat my hierdie vraag oordink. En ewe skielik is daar baie vrae …
Sou dit wees om self worth te bekom? Om te voel of jy iets beteken vir iemand of ‘n doel het in die lewe? Sou dit wees om hulle afhanklik te maak van jou? Verwag jy dat hulle dieselfde vir jou gaan doen? Word dit verwag van jou om te doen wat jy doen?
Is liefhê/omgee ‘n ruiltransaksie en is dit dan ‘n fair trade?
Hoekom is ons lief vir ‘n spesifieke persoon? Hoekom nie vir Jan, Piet of Koos nie; maar hunker ons hart na een spesiale mens?
The truth is we’re all a little bit broken. We must learn to love the broken pieces of ourselves—be gentle and empathetic with ourselves, and others.
23 Dinsdag Aug 2016
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inOns is almal superhuman!!!
Poerdez
22 Maandag Aug 2016
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inAs menz dan nou kinders kon gehad het en menz se kinders kinders kon gehad het, is dit die tipe ouma wat menz wou wees:
Poerdez
19 Vrydag Aug 2016
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inAs jy “piesang” of “koei” as kragwoord gebruik wanneer jy jou toon gestamp het, kan jy seker tog “bliksem” ook gebruik? Maak die woord of die gebruik daarvan saak?