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Wie is jy?

Menz het gisteraand hierdie stuk raak gelees in “The only thing that matters” van Neale Donald Walsch:

You are not your body. Your body is something you have.

You are not your mind. Your mind is something you have.

You are not your soul. Your soul is something you have.

Who, then, are you?

You are the sum total of all of these things—a loving, caring, sensitive, compassionate sentient being that has these things—and each of these things has a purpose and a function that serves the agenda of all three.

This Body/Mind/Soul trio will be referred to in this self-exploration as The Totality of You.

The function of the Mind is to guarantee the survival of the current physicalization of The Totality of You for as long as it takes to fulfill the Soul’s Agenda.

A Soul Knowing: You are the sum total of the Body, Mind, and Soul, and each of these aspects of you has a purpose and a function, but only one has an agenda: the Soul.

The function of the Body is to gather data from the physical environment to assist the Mind in guaranteeing your survival, and to place within that environment, in physical form, the nonphysical ideas, concepts, and decisions of the Mind.

The function of the Soul is to experience as many aspects as possible of Who and What It Really Is, using the Body, the Mind, and the physical environment in which It has placed Itself, as tools with which to accomplish this.

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Wat ons aan ons kinders doen …

Menz het ‘n fucked up gagga kinderlewe gehad. So ook menzseMan. Die emosionele skade wat ouers aan kinders oordra, word nie maklik gesond gemaak nie.

Uit ondervinding weet menz dat van hierdie stellings hierbo, BAIE waar is.

Fuckedup ouers maak fuckedup kinders groot. En die sirkel herhaal tot iemand eendag besluit: EK gaan nie so wees nie. EK gaan beter wees. Ek gaan dinge anders doen. EK is meer werd as my verlede.

Sela.

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Het jy geweet … ?

Nee, wragtag nie. Maar wat menz wel nou weet is dat menz ‘n rustige hartklop het, en vroeg gaan uitklok – heelwaarskynlik agv ‘n laer intellek …. (as menz die “feite” hier onder beskou). Menz gaan seker sarkasties wees met die verkeerde persoon op die verkeerde tyd op die verkeerde plek. Of dalk sarkasties wees met die regte persoon op die regte tyd op die regte plek?

 

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Suicide in Ankh Morpork …

Sleutelwoorde

Ankh Morpork, Terry Pratchett

Methods of committing Suicide in Ankh Morpork.

Walking into the Mended Drum and announcing that your name is ‘Vincent the Invulnerable’ or some-other-such-nonsense works every time.
Calling a Nac Mac Feegle ‘a fairy’ will bring about a fairly quick Suicide.
Shouting “All Gods are bastards!” in the middle of a thunderstorm, whilst wearing copper armour, counts as Suicide.

Going up to a Witch, werewolf, vampire or Susan Sto Helit, leering, and proclaiming; “I likes a girl with spirit!” is extremely ill-advised, even if, strictly speaking, you’re left alive afterwards to ponder the wisdom of your actions, having just slid down the learning curve…

Unlicensed theft is Suicide. So too is unlicensed assassination, unlicensed fooling and unlicensed ‘needlework’.

Attempting to apply the Marquis of Fantailler rules of pugilism in an actual fight, is a very effective method of Suicide.

Standing between the parades on Battle of Koom Valley Day/Troll New Year is Suicide, (unless you happen to be Capt. Carrot Ironfoundersson of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch.)

Swimming in the River Ankh is suicide.

Fishing in the River Ankh is also suicide. If Harry King doesn’t get you for violating his sole right to “waterborne salvage”, your catch will be ornery enough to express an opinion about it.

Calling a dwarf “short stuff,” will either result in Suicide, or a sudden lack of leg below the knees.

Referring to trolls as “stupid rocks” is also a sure-fire way to commit Suicide, as is looking elvish in the presence of dwarves or trolls.

Stepping on a gnome will generally not result in Suicide, although it has unfortunate consequences for those who do.

Wielding a flamethrower in the presence of a swamp dragon is Suicide–either due to the dragons, or due to Lady Sybil catching you in the act or finding out about it.

Attempting to rob the Bucket, in full-view of members of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch and/or take a certain member of the Watch hostage, is Suicide.

Taking a stroll through the Shades is Suicide, or at least it was until the Watch was brought back up to full-strength. Now, it is possibly only attempted Suicide.

Attempting to swindle, cheat, rob, or otherwise deceive or harm any member of the Seamstresses’ Guild is a Suicide once the Agony Aunts find out. Those who survive are best advised to not complain…

Being curt, frank or unpleasant to Mr. Jonathan Teatime, before his death, was a method of Suicide.

Messing with Rincewind is Suicide, (though indirectly,) since The Luggage (or, if you´re lucky, whatever Rincewind´s running away from) will eventually catch up with you.

Messing with the Luggage itself is also Suicide.

Attempting to traffic in Scrape, slab, or any other troll drug is Suicide… once Sgt. Detritus the troll catches up with you, though as actually causing a citizen to commit Suicide in this manner would be classified as “police brutality” and would result in unnecessary paperwork, Sgt. Detritus will probably leave you alive. Probably…

Staging an assassination attempt on Mustrum Ridcully is Suicide, by way of the two loaded-crossbows he keeps handy on his bedside table or on his person.

Standing near a Nac Mac Feegle mound with a spade, intent on digging will for the moment, be called Suicide… until a proper name can be invented.

Devising a zoolological taxonomy for all living-things on the Discworld becomes Suicide when you choose to give Trolls the Latatian classification of stultus saxum, (“Stupid Rocks,”) or Werewolves, lupus sapiens (“clever doggies.”) Add to this Latatian terms for Dwarfs that translate as “garden ornaments” and Vampires as “bloody undead” then you will have a Suicide-in-the-making.

Tapping Cohen the Barbarian or any member of the Silver Horde on the back may result in Suicide… or it may just result in the loss of certain popular body parts…

-Terry Pratchett

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Eric … Terry Pratchett

“…the gods of the Disc have never bothered much about judging the souls of the dead, and so people only go to hell if that’s where they believe, in their deepest heart, that they deserve to go.

Which they won’t do if they don’t know about it. This explains why it is important to shoot missionaries on sight.”

*giggel* bwhaaaaaaaahahahaha!!!

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Popcorn Vrydag: Jumanji

Sleutelwoorde

Dwayne Johnson, Flieks, Jumanji, Movies

Lees meer hier.

Met Dwayne Johnson.

In a brand new Jumanji adventure, four high school kids discover an old video game console and are drawn into the game’s jungle setting, literally becoming the adult avatars they chose. What they discover is that you don’t just play Jumanji – you must survive it. To beat the game and return to the real world, they’ll have to go on the most dangerous adventure of their lives, discover what Alan Parrish left 20 years ago, and change the way they think about themselves – or they’ll be stuck in the game forever, to be played by others without break.

– Written by Sony Pictures

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Ons kry weer ‘n kans …

… as hierdie een nie gewerk het nie. Menz glo in reinkarnasie en menz glo in die ewige lewe na hierdie een op aarde. Gisteraand het menz die volgende raak gelees in “The Afterlife of Billy Fingers”.

“Death gives you a fresh start just like sleep does. We don’t usually think of death as a start, but that’s what it is. Whatever so-called mistakes you’ve made, it doesn’t matter now, because there’s always another chance, another lifetime even, to try something different. And don’t worry. So-called mistakes are okay. They’re just part of the deal.”

en

“Before each soul comes to earth, it’s own personal edition of the Book of Life is written. Life on your planet is about dramas that change you. Isn’t it funny that most people are scared of change, when changing is the double fudge frosting on top of the cake of life?

And although much of your life is planned out, there’s a lot of freedom inside that plan. The circumstances are like lines in a kid’s coloring book, but instead of ink the lines are penciled in; they’re erasable. As you color the spaces, you influence the lines.”

En daar het jy dit. Hierdie idees het menz al soveel keer raak gelees en dit vibreer in menzsesiel.

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Hoop en liefde …

It’s still worth it, menzseMan. Elke dag. ♥

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Koorsgedagtes …

• Wat is die nut van hoesstroop vir volwassenes sonder alkohol of suiker? Menz voel hoe meer alkohol, hoe lekker gaan menz slaap, hoe gouer gaan menz gesond word.
• Die eerste 5 sekondes van water uit die warmkraan in die stort is koud genoeg om die laaste bietjie asem wat menz nog nie uitgehoes het nie, weg te slaan. Nie eers die Noordpool kan so koud wees soos daardie water @ 4:30 in die oggend nie.
• Sê nou maar piesangs was gevul met gekookte kondensmelk …. njammies!!
• Menz het gedroom menz kry ‘n boodskap op die foon dat ‘n tannie in die Kaap @ 21h00 gisteraand oorlede is. Menz het 1ste ding vanmore die foon gecheck. Nadat menz die reisreëlings in menz se kop probeer finaliseer het. Dit was toe net ‘n droom.
• Menz dink dat mense wat video’s aanstuur waarin iets gebeur sodat jy daarop moet konsentreer en DAN spring daar ‘n gedrog uit en skree vir vale hel, moet voor die vuurpeleton staan gemaak word. Dit is nie fokken snaaks nie. Dit veroorsaak dun nerwe en vlieënde fone, wat nie goed vir die foon of die eienaar is nie.
• Dit is moontlik om ‘n stuk van jou long te verloor terwyl jy hoes. Altans, dit voel so.
• Dit is ook aan te beveel om te sit as jy hoes – veral as jy so ‘n effense blaasontsteking of gietergat ook het.
• Nee, jou brein sal nie deur jou skedel bars as jy hoes nie, al voel dit asof hy sy bes doen om daardie roete vir ontsnapping te gebruik.
• Om siek te wees en nie in die bed te kan bly nie, is kak.

Dis so vêr al vir vandag want die panadostroop was pediatries, dus sonder suiker of alkohol, maar die Vicks Medinite was nie …. 😀

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